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Calling All Human Scum...

posted Jan 14, 2012 17:02:21 by SergioLuisYanes
We of the Warship Clamidia challenge any and all comers to face our space herpes! Contact us through this primitive medium to schedule a time for this grudgematch and prepare for the beatdown of your miserable lives! Toodles! :D
-Captain Slaphappy and his Smiley Crew!
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DrTwitch said Jan 14, 2012 19:31:20
trying to get our crew out from their hiding place under the bed... (the duvet cloaking device)
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here come the drums
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!Ed said Jan 14, 2012 19:40:33
Hiding from Chlamydia under the bed? Hmm... :-)
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SergioLuisYanes said Jan 14, 2012 23:31:49
My Smiley Crew is not amused by your cowardice! Come out from under there and face our STD Beams of Shame! We shall be waiting to fight worthy foes upon the internets, and all your base are belong to us!!!

We are upon the Eastern time frames, and shall await foolish human space bums to beat up our laser blasters with their faces! ...

The gauntlet is dropped and so are our pants!!!!

Toodly-doodoo! :P

-Captain Slaphappy and his Smiley Crew!
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Cmdr.Brandr said Jan 16, 2012 01:57:56
The crew of the Calamitous Intent will meet your challenge and freeze the blood in your veins to ice, you pirate. We shall take to the stars on Saturday Jan 25 and crush you beneath our jack booted heal but your crew need not fear for the your glorious defeat will be sung through ages as a warning to the young of hubris.

Shall discuss the specifics of the engagement?

We await.


Commander Brandr
Commanding Officer of the ship Calamitous Intent

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SergioLuisYanes said Jan 16, 2012 17:43:53
To the upstart Cmdr. Brandr,

I have spoken to my rabid crew and they agree... you and your arrogant pitiful band are in need of a space noogie ... and a new calendar (as Jan 25 is a Wednesday :P)!!! Get back to us when you sort out a definite time, as we will be busy creating original taunts and insults for the ensuing battle!

Beware our genital warps!!!!

-Captain Slaphappy and his Smiley Crew
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Cmdr.Brandr said Jan 17, 2012 02:29:22
Ah, Capt. Slaphappy you have passed my test to verify you can read a calendar and are therefore worthy to face the crew of the Calamitous Intent. *whisper yeah that's it. it was intentional, yeah. and my wife Morgan Fairchild.* I shall find a definite time for we shall face your original taunts. We hold no fear of you. Our shields are manufactured by Trojan, and shall protect us from your infectious ways.
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Commander Brandr
Commanding Officer of the ship Calamitous Intent

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Check our crews adventures at http://nerdneerdowells.com
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Cmdr.Brandr said Jan 17, 2012 15:32:07
To Capt. Slaphappy and his Clamidia ridin' crew,
I have spoken with the crew of the Calamitous Intent and we shall be prepared to accept your challenge on Jan. 21 at 8pm (Central Time Zone).

Each of our crew members stand at stiff attention; ready for the upcoming thrust into your space as we meet your challenge. Each torpedo of ours is loaded and ready to deploy it's burning load across your hull. Our beams will lance forth and pierce your overused defenses. Surely before the battle is over you will kneel before us, begging us to stay our beams and torpedos.
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Commander Brandr
Commanding Officer of the ship Calamitous Intent

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Check our crews adventures at http://nerdneerdowells.com
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SergioLuisYanes said Jan 18, 2012 01:04:17
To Cmdr. Brandr and his sexually deprived crew,

Your overcompensating boasts are met with the ultimate disdain... much like rancid flatulence in a crammed turbo-lift! We of the Chlamydia, are not amused!!! ...well, maybe a little bit :P

My Smiley crew and I accept your time frame and look forward to infecting you and yours with our massive space herpes!!!

My communications officer will contact you in due time to coordinate information for the coming battle.... until then, beware the one-eyed beaver!!!

-Captain Slaphappy and his Smiley Crew
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SergioLuisYanes said Jan 18, 2012 01:17:15
Hmmm... no way to send you a private comm... forward your comm info to me so we might coordinate properly.

and remember...
revenge is a dish best served cold...
and it is very cold in space...
so bring a sweater!!! :P
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Cmdr.Brandr said Jan 18, 2012 15:06:58
and I can't reach yours via work at moment. Hit me at brandr2k@gmail.com.

Thanks
Commander Brandr
Commanding Officer of the ship Calamitous Intent

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Check our crews adventures at http://nerdneerdowells.com
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